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Girl: "I can't be your valentine for medical reasons." Boy: "Really?" Girl: "Yeah, you make me sick!"
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What did the valentines day card say to the stamp? Stick with me and you'll go places
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What do farmers give their wives on Valentine's Day? Hog and kisses!
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What did the painter say to her boyfriend? "I love you with all my art!"
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Why did the pig give his girlfriend a box of candy?
It was Valenswine's Day!
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Do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
Sure, they're very scent-imental!
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What is another way of saying Happy Valentines day!
S.A.D, Singles Awareness Day!
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What did the man with the broken leg say to his nurse?
"I've got a crutch on you!"
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Did you hear about the romance in the tropical fish tank?
It was a case of guppy love.
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What do you call two birds in love?
Tweethearts!
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What do you call a very small valentine?
A valentiny!
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What did the chocolate syrup say to the ice cream?
"I'm sweet on you!"
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What did the paper clip say to the magnet?
"I find you very attractive."
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What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
A hug and a quiche!
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What would you call a woman who goes out with Jon Gosselin?
Desperate!
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What did one pickle say to the other?
"You mean a great dill to me."
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Knock, Knock!Valentines Day Funny Jokes
Who's there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you!
What did the elephant say to his girlfriend?
"I love you a ton!"
What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
"You're fun to hang around with."
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What happened when the man fell in love with his garden?
It made him wed his plants!
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Did you hear about the nearsighted porcupine?Valentines Day Funny Jokes
He fell in love with a pincushion!
Why did the stupid boy put clothes on the valentines he was sending?
Because they needed to be ad-dressed!
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What is the true purpose of Valentine's Day?
To remind single people they are single.
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Why is Valentine's Day the best day for a celebration?
Because you can really party hearty!
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What did one oar say to the other?
"Can I interest you in a little row-mance?"
What did the pencil say to the paper?
"I dot my i's on you!"
Why did the cannibal break up with his girlfriend?
She didn't suit his taste!
Do you have a date for valentines day?
Yes, February 14th
You wanna hear a joke?
Valentine’s Day
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Valentines Day is the day that the "V" and "D" come together.WhatsApp for PC
I'm gonna spend Valentines day with my ex...... box 360
"Whale you be my Valentine?" "Dolphinately"
Roses are red, violets are blue. If he's busy on Valentines Day, the side chick is you!
Valentines Day shouldn't be the only day you place a girl above everything else
Tomorrow is Valentine’s day. Don’t worry if you’re single. You’re going to die alone anyway!
I can't wait for valentines day because I get to make cupcakes for a special someone and that special someone is me.
Valentines day is one big scam. If someone loves you they should show you everyday!
To all the single people on Valentine's Day, don't be sad. Think of all the Money and time you are saving on not getting a gift
Valentines day..... A day when taken people get laid and single people get drunk.
That awkward moment when valentines day is around the corner, and the only person that loves you is your mom.
To all my single friends. If no one else loves you, I do. Happy Valentine's Day!
To all my friends who are commited: Happy Valentine`s Day!. and To all my friends who are single, Happy Independance Day
Dear Alcohol..... Will you be my Valentine?
When you are with the right person, every day is Valentine's Day!
Happy Valentines day, hope you all get some...... Chocolates that is
My thoughts and prayers go out to all men today whose girlfriends are on their period this Valentines day.
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